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TITLE (EDIT)
What Kind Of Person Are You?
DESCRIPTION
It's not really an essay I just don't know what to categorize this as....
[376 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor
AUTHOR
Jordan Holetzky
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[September 2006]
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
jae_rae93@yahoo.com
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What Kind Of Person Are You?
Jordan Holetzky

     Ever wonder about your personality? What kind of person you are? Well look no further, answer these simple questions and find out.

     1.) Do you like making sure your own need are fulfilled before anyone else's? Yes/No
     2.) Would you rather go to the beach in:(for girls) a two piece or one piece (for guys) in swimming trunks or in the nude.
     3.) Which soda do you like better? Coke, Sprite, Dr.Pepper, Pepsi, Root Beer
     4.) Do you like animals? Yes/No
     5.) Would you give up for own life for someone even if you didn't know that person at all? Yes/No/Maybe
     6.) Would you eat a Arby's sandwich or a Subways sandwich? Arby/Subway
     7.) Do you have a religion? Yes/No
     8.) Do you like candy? Yes/No
     9.) Do you ever watch cartoons? (Your age is 15+) Yes/No/
    10.) Do you pick on people? Yes/No
    11.) Do you stand up for yourself?

     The Answers

1.)Yes: you are selfish and need to think about other people.
   No: that is good, means you are caring, but don't forget to take care of your needs also.
2.)Two Piece: you are very cocky, but confident.
   One Piece: you are classic but shy.
3.)Coke: love to party
   Sprite: very spirited
   Dr.Pepper: you are unique
   Pepsi: very classy
   Root beer: you are a goofball
4.)Yes: you love company
   No: you like to be alone
5.)Yes: you are very caring and loving and very brave.
   Maybe: you are brave even thinking about it
   No: coward (most people wouldn't)
6.)Arby: like to finsih everything you started, you live life to its fullest
Subway: you half-ass everything, and you just do enough in life to slip by.
7.)Yes: faithful, and trustworthy
   No: you have little or no faith, and have a hard time succeeding.
8.)Yes: you are sweet, joyful, and gullible,
   No: you are so lame and boring
9.)Yes: too much time on your hands but fun
   No: have a life but serious
10.)Yes: loser (but we all do it at least once)
    No: you have a heart
11.)Yes: strong, not a push over, and you don't take other peoples shit
    Sometimes: Good you not a total push over
    No: you are a coward, a wimp, a doormat, a push over.

    This was written for fun, I wrote in my room while I was once again bored.

 

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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
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