Every kid should be taught that once born, most of life will suck .
Nothing is worth accomplishing, but you�ll be told otherwise countless times. Do what you got to do to get by as well as you can, but don�t forget, in the end it will all be forgotten, unless you�re a Beethoven, an Einstein, or Bill Gates
All religion is bullshit. There is no salvation, no afterlife, heaven or hell.
While here you do have obligations: Do not fuck with others. Stay out of trouble and don�t go to jail. Do not diddle with minors. Pick up the check occasionally. Do not beat your wife or your girlfriend , husband or boyfriend. Kill household intruders. If you�re a woman, avoid growing up to be a cunt. If you�re a guy, avoid growing up to be a prick.
So what are you supposed to do while here?
Occupy your time to avoid the incredible boredom of life. Devote yourself to a career. Be a mommy. Collect stamps. Anything that will while away the minutes, hours, days, months decades till you die with something that you like to do that doesn�t get you indicted.
People � for the most part�are what makes life suck, so it�s inevitable you will piss them off. Be prepared for that by mastering lines of bullshit that will get you out of hot spots with your parents, wife, kids and your neighbor. Make sure that your lies are as close to the truth as possible though.
All government is bullshit. We do not need it. We can take care of ourselves. Those that can�t or try to fuck up the status quo, should be banished or killed.
Long before you�re a dribbling, demented, incontinent creature dependent upon the government, your kids and relatives to take care of you, please commit suicide.
Remember, when things get really tough, when you are at your lowest, when what you think is God has shit on you--- there ain�t no more. This is it. If you�re feeling really, really bad, it�s alright to commit suicide.
There�s more wacked out people per square mile than there are normal people. And yes, there are normal people.
But there are no �special� people. There are retarded people, crippled people, drug addicts, criminals, people who are really crazy and people who are just a little crazy. Many � are born that way. If you aren�t one of them, consider yourself lucky, but do not feel guilty cause you�re better off than them. That�s just the breaks.
There�s a bunch of other stuff to remember, but mostly you�ll pick it up on your own. Or you won�t . It doesn�t matter, unless you fuck with me.
Pass this on to whoever you want. I don�t give a shit.
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