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TITLE (EDIT)
Middle Age |
DESCRIPTION
A short "spoof" about accepting middle age "gracefully"! IF ONLY!!
[108 words] |
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Chris E Ivins |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[May 2008] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (5)
Such A Long Day (Poetry) I wrote this for my daughter Brooke on her last day of Primary School in 2006. It was a sad, but exciting time, which brought back so many memories of when she was little... [277 words]
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The Heart Of The Aussie Digger (Poetry) What I've always felt about Aussie Diggers. Have we really considered how they felt when they came back without their friends? Are they heroes because we made them so, against their will? [284 words] [History]
The Power Of The Pen (Poetry) No rhyme, no meter. Just random thoughts. If we're all honest, wouldn't we prefer to deal with confrontations with the pen rather than face to face? I know I would! A matter of personal choice of cou... [150 words]
To Quote (Poetry) A simple case of, not so much writer's block, but the old ego getting in the way of writing for enjoyment. That old adage: "I want to write something REALLY clever before I die". Oh well. [148 words] [Humor]
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Middle Age
Chris E Ivins
Middle age
Is a wonderful stage
It's witty and wise
Wholesome and sage
I can sit on my pinnacle
Spout all things whimsical
No-one cares if I don't
Make sense, coz I won't
I can say what I want to
Don't mean to offend you
Did I shock you? Oh good
I knew that I would!
And I love getting fatter
It really don't matter
This middle-aged spread
Is nothing to dread
I embrace middle age
It's really all the rage
Youth is so overrated
And most exaggerated
So unite all middle agers
You forty-something ragers
It's time to scream out loudly
WE WEAR OUR MIDDLE AGE PROUDLY!
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2008 Chris E Ivins |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
May 2008 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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