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TITLE (EDIT)
Back To The Garden
DESCRIPTION
Depressing the extent to which everything is being dumbed down these days. Poor state education? Is that all it is?
[527 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Mind
AUTHOR
Xoggoth
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[March 2004]
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Back To The Garden
Xoggoth

We are stardust
We are golden
And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden
"Woodstock" Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

Creation myths. Never had much time for them when it might have mattered. Odd how very similar many of them were; Chinese, Greek, Mayan or Aborigine. Man created as a brutish animal. Some god or gods takes pity on him, Prometheus or Inca, it doesn't matter, and brings him the precious gift of knowledge that raises him above the other beasts, takes him from innocence and out of the garden.

Maybe it was people like me, the rationalists, the thinkers, the ones who will never believe what they don't see, who did the damage. We forgot the Inca's words, we forget the Inca, the one thing he had commanded us never to do. And with our scorn we made those others forget it too.

Dumbing down. That's what they called it in the beginning. The lamentable tendency to follow the lowest common denominator of education and intelligence. Back then it seemed no more than a marketing ploy by the fast buck companies, appeal to the common man, appeal to the commonest type of man, and make the most money.

It has accelerated frighteningly since then. Music was the first to go. All those talentless bland singers, the monotonous rap music. Not just the symptoms of poor state education or youthful rebellion as we first thought. Towards the end we did not get even that. I saw some of the last live acts of tuneless humming and whistling on TV before it went out for good because nobody knew how to make it work any more.

The spark has gone from nearly all of us all now. Old Ted has done odd jobs for us for years. Came to fix a broken window yesterday. It was still broken an hour later. Ted was sitting by the pond with the glass and putty. "I don't know what to do" was all he could say, over and over. I reached to put my hand on his shoulder but the gesture triggered a snarl and a baring of teeth. I watched him shambling off back to his den on the other side of the village; a village of broken windows, overgrown gardens, of dirt and the beginnings of decay.

There are still many men left. They find sustenance in the derelict shops and supermarkets and the untended fields. Like birds that return each day to feed at bird tables; taking without understanding the source of the bounty. When those are empty the dying will begin. Maybe it is for the best.

I am the last real man that I know of. Perhaps the rationalists like me were left to last so we could see what we had done. Maybe the last of all men, who knows? I sniff the wind and think of food. It is hard to really think of much else today. The Inca has finally come to take back his gift from me too.

Vague memories of words circle in my head before they too are gone.

Earth to earth
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
We are stardust
We are golden
And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden

 

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