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I Used To Think... by Cedric McClester - [200 words]
Christian Soldier by Cedric McClester Christian Soldier is a social commentary song about an abortion activist who was responsible ... [298 words]
Informant-Fueled Conspiracies by Cedric McClester Informant-Fueled Conspiracies is a politically charged social commentary song. Th... [223 words]
Why Did You Go? by Devin McDermott - [127 words]
Try My Love by Dream Rinsed midtempo funkycoolsmooth discojazz tune [173 words]
Dumpster Love by Dream Rinsed industrial grinding grooving lovejam [123 words]
You Shouldn’T Poach by Cedric McClester You Shouldn't Poach is an R&B object lesson. [204 words]
Work Dat Booty! by Dream Rinsed a danceclub jam (the new chicago house sound) [76 words]
Words Have Meaning by Cedric McClester Words Have Meaning is a social commentary song. [431 words]
When Will We Stop Hurting Each Other? by Dream Rinsed intense crunchingpumping funkrock [140 words]
When It’S Hate You Teach by Cedric McClester When It's Hate You Teach speaks for itself. It should be a folk/rock number. [237 words]
We Interrupt This Broadcast by Cedric McClester We Interrupt This Broadcast is a social commentary folk/rock song. [229 words]
Today Is My Day! by Dream Rinsed a feel good song. SMILE,DAMMIT! (that cool groove all ages and races can move and/or ... [100 words]
They Hate Everybody by Cedric McClester They Hate Everybody is yet another of my social commentary folk/ rock songs. [159 words]
The Life And Hell Of An Unlucky Girl by Emma A L Kelsall A song I made when I felt miserable, empty, distant, abandoned... Hope you... [148 words]
The Drunk Fool In Love Blues by Dream Rinsed a song about being stuck on a love thats gone. (r&bpopslowjam) [158 words]
The Big Relief by Dream Rinsed a song about a clean breakup? (detroit technohouse) [105 words]
The Best Day by Sinead Murray - this song i think is the most moving one ive written, i understand not everyone will understand ... [276 words]
That Mating Thang by Dream Rinsed about physical attraction (70's sleazypartybluesfunk ) [112 words]
Thankyou by Sinead Murray this song is about someone who helped me so much the last few years, i had to write them something! [124 words]
Sin,Sex,And Sanity by Dream Rinsed a song about temptation (80s industrial dancemusic) [124 words]
Shock And Awe by Cedric McClester Shock And Awe is a social commentary contemporary gospel song. It should have a funky beat. [225 words]
Play Me For A Fool (Unfinished) by Whitney Williams about a guy who cheats [68 words]
Nasty Boy! by Dream Rinsed just what the title says! (minneapolisfunk) [148 words]
Name Me by Whitney Williams Thinking im someone im not [56 words]
Me Time by Dream Rinsed a dirty lil' bubblegum soulpop ditty ode to the joy of pleasing thyself...enjoy! [95 words]
Lovin’ You (Is Giving Me A Natural High) by Cedric McClester - [196 words]
Love,Right And Wrong. by Dream Rinsed a song about one effect of loving someone too much. (bluesyr&bjazz) [117 words]
Lets Rewind by Sinead Murray lovely song about a boy :/ [164 words]
Let Down by Dream Rinsed a song about crushing a crush. (smoothdiscojazz) [149 words]
King Of The Blues by Cedric McClester King Of The Blues was inspired by BB King and should have a King flavor. [252 words]
I'm Yours For My Lifetime! by Dream Rinsed the title says it all! (groovy 70s disco funk) [159 words]
Im Dreaming by Sinead Murray I write so many songs about boys that break my heart, heres another one :) [183 words]
I Bring Hell by Aphasic Metal A heavy metal song I wrote. [194 words]
Heaven Sent You To Me by Dream Rinsed dedicated to the one i (and you) love. (smooth r&b jazz) [161 words]
Have I Ever Paid For Sex? by Cedric McClester Have I Ever Paid For Sex was inspired by the Maury Povitch Show. [223 words]
Gutsstillspilling by Dream Rinsed a song about truthtelling on thyself. (funky barblues rock n' soul) [133 words]
Gutsspilling by Dream Rinsed *see GutsStillSpilling for description [87 words]
Goodnight And Goodbye by Ashley Whitedove Just a song that i wrote at like 3 in the morning [141 words]
Gekko 101(Greed Is Good) by Cedric McClester Gekko 101 (Greed Is Good) should be a social commentary folk rock song. [241 words]
Does He? by Cedric McClester This should be a mid-tempo ballad. [327 words]
Discovery by C Simnitt - [163 words]
Devil In The Night by C Simnitt - [175 words]
Despair by Dream Rinsed a song about standing in the shadows of love. (technofunkgroove) [41 words]
Birthday Suit
Answer The Phone by Dream Rinsed a song about gettimg that number from someone you're interested in. (newwavemotownpo... [138 words]
And This Is What You Asked For? by Brittany Perry It is a song about someone who feels that they are not leading the life that th... [104 words]
You Have Nothing To Fear by Cedric McClester You Have Nothing To Fear is a contemporary gospel song of encouragement. [221 words]
When I Entered The Water by Cedric McClester When I Entered The Water was written for a choir. [269 words]
Turnin A New Leaf by C Simnitt - [322 words]
This Is How The Story Ends by Brandon Gottman break-up song i guess.im hoping too make this song with instruments and play on stag... [93 words]
The Power Of God by Alex Lawrence Spiritual Song [123 words]
Someone New by Malisiak - [83 words]
Secret by Cedric McClester Secret is a dark song about sexual abuse the music should reflect it. [345 words]
Precious by Cedric McClester Precious should be a bittersweet ballad with lots of violins. It is inspired by the the Tyler Perry/O... [264 words]
Prayer Changes Everything by Cedric McClester Prayer Changes Everything was written for a mass choir. [160 words]
Oh So Incredibly Broken by Jennah M Malisiak - [163 words]
Is This How It Should Be? by Rachel A Pfister A song that I wrote for my ex boyfriend who had a thing for my best friend. [168 words]
If You Were by Gary Paschall This is a song about a young lady and if she was all of these different objects this is what I woul... [498 words]
Huggin’ by Cedric McClester Huggin' should be an up-tempo song. [225 words]
How Can I Love Jesus? by Cedric McClester This should be a contemporary gospel song. [250 words]
Highly Favored And Truly Blessed by Cedric McClester Highly Favored And Truly Blessed should be an up-tempo song of praise and wors... [113 words]
He Is The One by Cedric McClester This song should be a slow r&b ballad. [199 words]
He Don’T Have A Clue (When It Comes To Pleasing You) by Cedric McClester - [263 words]
Epidemic by Cedric McClester Epidemic is a social commentary song whose music should be as haunting as the dire statistics of child... [206 words]
Anne ‘N Pretty Eddie by Cedric McClester Anne 'n Pretty Eddie is inspired by true facts. [296 words]
And It Hurts. by Corrina Robertson - [197 words]
An Average Brother by Cedric McClester An Average Brother is a song that goes against the male bragging trend. [287 words]
Amen, Amen by Cedric McClester Amen, Amen is a song of positive affirmation. [392 words]

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TITLE (EDIT)
Birthday Suit
DESCRIPTION
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[272 words]
AUTHOR
C Simnitt
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[April 2009]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (39)
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A Tender Heart (Poetry) - [153 words]
Always (Songs) - [301 words]
At A Chance (Songs) - [278 words]
Beggar (Poetry) - [104 words]
Blindsided (Songs) - [155 words]
Brand New (Songs) - [143 words]
Chapter 491 (Poetry) - [182 words]
Devil In The Night (Songs) - [175 words]
Discovery (Songs) - [163 words]
For A Woman Who Has Been Let Down... (Poetry) - [120 words]
Happy Moment (Poetry) - [147 words]
Has Anyone Told You (Poetry) - [140 words]
Just Thinkin (Songs) - [289 words]
Leaving (Poetry) - [132 words]
Lost Words (Songs) Last thoughts in the gallows [208 words]
No Way Out (Songs) - [175 words]
On Life... (Poetry) - [108 words]
Proud They Stand (Songs) A song of thanks to our military service men and women [263 words]
Salina (Poetry) - [128 words]
Sands (Songs) Fictional song [266 words]
Sorrow's Attic (Poetry) - [176 words]
Supernatural (Songs) - [187 words]
The Forgotten Ones (Poetry) Boring day in a college class [244 words]
The Title Is A Bit (Poetry) - [46 words]
The Title Is Alone (Poetry) - [165 words]
The Title Is Gone (Poetry) - [132 words]
The Title Is Red (Poetry) - [132 words]
The Title Is The Rose (Poetry) - [74 words]
The Title Is Unfinished (Poetry) - [154 words]
The Title Is Why (Poetry) - [116 words]
Trading Souls (Poetry) A poem about the events of 9/11. [1,176 words]
Turnin A New Leaf (Songs) - [322 words]
Vanquished Dreams (Poetry) - [107 words]
Warmth (Poetry) - [157 words]
Wonderful Tears (Songs) - [172 words]
(No Title) (Poetry) - [121 words]
-One (Poetry) - [183 words]
Birthday Suit
C Simnitt

I saw her dancing down near,
The end of the bar
She had a short, little skirt
And her chest stuck out this far

I'd been there long enough,
Didn't really need luck
Just one more shot oughta get,
My courage up

A buddy said to me
"She's outa your league"
A challenge like that is all I need
So I'm headed over there to sweep her, off, her feet

A woman like this ain't no stranger
To the bar scene
I'm sure she's heard every line
From Seattle to New Orleans

I got to show some class
(Just look at that ass)
My mind is a workin and it's workin fast
So I move in closer and this, is what I happen to say

"I wanna see your birthday suit on me
I'm not a snappy dresser, but the best human tailor
I'll push all your little buttons, cover you in lotion
And when I'm done, everything is gonna fit just right."

Now a classic like that
I ain't ever heard before
She's still on her feet
And I can't figure out what for

I see the slap a comin
Too drunk to try duckin
My eyes are a blur and my feet are a strugglin
Luckily a bouncer was there to keep me off the floor

He took me to the door
Still dazed and confused
Guess I'll go another night
With certain things being blue

Just one more try on this liquid luck
And she might wind up in the seat of my truck
So before I hit the door
I spit these words out again

"I wanna see your birthday suit on me
I'm not a snappy dresser, but the best human tailor
I'll push all your little buttons, cover you in lotion
And when I'm done everything is gonna fit just right."

Repeat

"What's this Silence of the Lambs bullshit, Officer?"

 

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© 2009 C Simnitt
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
June 2009
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