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In Soviet...

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TITLE (EDIT)
In Soviet...
DESCRIPTION
Just a bunch of random "In Soviet..." tidbits I thought up. If any of these are offensive to you, then by all means don't post here. These weren't meant to hurt anyone and if they were, it would've been more elaborate on a higher level. Enjoy!
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AUTHOR
Wanderer Bass
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[July 2007]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (28)
Apocalypse (Poetry) The German gods didn't like you. [78 words]
Ash (Poetry) - [55 words] [Architecture]
Bad Day. (Poetry) - [100 words]
Crime And Me (Poetry) A commition to crime where there are only two involved. [159 words] [Crime]
Dark Betrayal (Poetry) A love misplaced. [58 words] [Romance]
Dark Love (Poetry) - [54 words]
Dementium (Poetry) - [170 words] [Horror]
Don't Be Obsessive (Essays) People during school who act like they are a "gangsta." [456 words]
Dreams 1 (Short Stories) This is the most recent dream I can remember. I am above the influence and these are always weird dreams/ nightmares. Enjoy! [355 words]
Eternal Heartache (Short Stories) In honor and memory of Grandpa Buddy. [597 words]
Harrassment (Essays) This has been going on ever since my school started to learn about The Holocaust. [857 words]
Heaven Shunned (Poetry) When all hope is lost, one can give into anything in a time of dire need. [49 words]
Hells' Populous (Short Stories) This is chapter one of a comic idea that got turned into a story. It's about types of troops designed for military use that are sent later to an island that's mostly a huge city at their disposal. The... [439 words] [Science Fiction]
I Saw You (Poetry) Stalking a girl is like being a ninja during the time of Christmas. [126 words]
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Ninja (Songs) A short silly song about two ninjas. [49 words] [Comedy]
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The Sea (Poetry) - [51 words]
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Wanderer (Poetry) This could describe who I am and my goals. [28 words]
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Whoops... (Poetry) A silly poem about a guy whos' life sucks at the very end. [124 words]
Wwii: A Soldier's Experience (Short Stories) This is a piece of writing I un-earthed from the depths of my room that I wrote awhile ago. It's sort of a war-diary of a soldier in WWII named John. Please comment on what you think. [556 words]
In Soviet...
Wanderer Bass

In Soviet Jurassic Park, you eat dinosaurs!
In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!
In Soviet classroom, homework turns in you!
In Soviet Area 51, alien dissects you!
In Soviet Star Trek, Voyager flys you!
In Soviet computer lab, keyboard types on you!
In Soviet Arby's, steak eats you!
In Soviet 4chan, threads post you!
In Soviet Egypt, pyramids climb you!
In Soviet hostpital, you cure doctor!
In Soviet Marvel, comic books read you!
In Soviet Japan Town, sushi eats you!
In Soviet... wait... nevermind. Sorry, I can't remember
anymore that's remotely silly at the moment.

 

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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
May 2007
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